MARIA:        Here it is. 
TEACHER:    Correct.  Now class, who discovered America? 

CLASS:         Maria. 
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TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on  the floor? 

JOHN:           You told me to do it without using tables. 
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TEACHER:   Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 

GLENN:        K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 

TEACHER:   No, that's wrong 

GLENN:        Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   

(I Love this kid) 
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TEACHER:    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 

DONALD:     H I J K L M N O. 

TEACHER:    What are you talking about? 

DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O..  
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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 

WINNIE:      Me! 
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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 

GLEN:          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.   
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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.’  

MILLIE:         I is... 

TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' 

MILLIE:        All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.   
                     Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 

LOUIS:         Because George still had the axe in his hand.     
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TEACHER:    Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 

SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.   
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TEACHER:     Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 

CLYDE:         No, sir.. It's the same dog.   
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TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 

HAROLD:     A teacher